Category: Joke Board
These are real!
All I Want From You (Is Away)
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Don't Do Floors
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life.
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, Cuz I'm a Little Boulder There
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone.
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're A Cross I Can't Bear.
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
lol this made me laugh
O wow!